I Love...... Lamp

haha, ham, yum

2005-08-01T20:39:58Z

the Ham
(47% dark, 56% spontaneous, 27% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT

Your style's mostly goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties
and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with
corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for
your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and
popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly
good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in
this sarcastic world.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 52% on dark
You scored higher than 57% on spontaneous
You scored higher than 31% on vulgar

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating

shneaky @ 2005-07-02T00:49:00

2005-07-02T04:52:39Z

Well, Shit. I really cant get away with anything can I? yeah, def-def-definitely looks like im in trouble again. its ok. im a man, im an anchorman. lol (thought i would throw that in there). yeah, lets see what punishment is behind door number 1 shall we. i dont really care what happens really. well, punishment will be posted later.

Your Screwed Friend,
Pablo (or paul to the common layperson)

this aint nothin i cant handle............................. roar

2005-05-08T18:10:29Z

i'll tell you what i did if i like you if not fuck you and mind your own business, but i will show my punishment.

this is whats written on a piece of paper givin to me

Sleeping out- to be determined at a later time
Jeep- to and from school only (must be parked in front of house by 5:30)
Curfew- 11:00pm sharp! no negotiable until after june 6th
Cell phone- not to be used until june 6th

We need to know where you are and how we can contact you at all times!!

"Its ok.... i was a little drunk myself, but i cant feel my legs"
"You Lucky"
"Rock on"
"Aight.."

I AM FUCKED

2005-05-08T14:19:40Z

i think the only place people will see me for the next few weeks is at school

shneaky @ 2005-05-02T20:51:00

2005-05-03T00:54:10Z

Your Seduction Style: Siren / Rake

You possess an unbridled sensuality that appeals to many.
The minute you meet anyone, you can make the crave you almost immediately.
You give others the chance to lose control with you... spiraling into carnal bliss.
A dangerous lover, you both fascinate and scare those you attract.

What Is Your Seduction Style?

man do i feel sexy, lol

Hey everybody.

2005-04-18T17:14:46Z

Well, here i am in NYC. So far its been a pretty good trip, just touring the city and eating good food and such. I went to little italy and i found out that that is where i fit in. Everyone has taste for fancy clothes and looks exactly like me. Also, they have really good food. I think the fun part of my trip is over now and its prolly gonna be spent where i am now. Mt. Sinai hospital. Everything so far is looking really good, by tomorrow we will find out if dad will be completely cured or if it will take a while longer. Cross your fingers. Enough of that though, I hope everything is going well in Statesboro and I will be back thursday night, so i'll be at school on friday. I cannot wait until prom because i know it will be a blast. Let me know if by any slim chance something really interesting happens in statesboro. All right, i am off. Oh, BTW I might be selling the jeep and get one of these (parents said they want it) http://www.pontiac.com/ first pic that comes up.

P.S. I had an awesome time Friday night.

dang that was a lot of questions

2005-03-27T20:03:30Z

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Stability	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Orderliness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Empathy	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Interdependence	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Intellectual	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Mystical	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Artistic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Religious	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Hedonism	\|\|	10%
Materialism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Narcissism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Adventurousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Work ethic	\|\|	10%
Self absorbed	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Conflict seeking	\|\|	10%
Need to dominate	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%

Romantic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	83%
Avoidant	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Anti-authority	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Wealth	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	83%
Dependency	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Change averse	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Cautiousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Individuality	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Sexuality	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Peter pan complex	\|\|\|\|	16%
Physical security	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Food indulgent	\|\|	10%
Histrionic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Paranoia	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Vanity	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Hypersensitivity	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Female cliche	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

2005-03-24T23:33:28Z

Thank you everybody for making this one of the best birthdays ever. I didnt think 17 would be all that interesting, but its off to a good start. Parents were home this morning, i really missed them. I have never had a suprise party until today. Thank you sooo much everybody. Mr. Mendoza was like, you need to go to the drama room after lunch, so i was like ok, whatever. So i go. I walk into the room, and its like bam, they had all thrown streamers throughout the rafters, so the room was all yellow and green and purple. There was even a cake that Megan Shumate made. Thank you soo much, Roger, Megan, Will, Anna, Fraz, and Olivia. Also, thanks for the reeses christa, i didnt forget. The night is young, and im about to go eat con la familia and then I'm going out to play birthday ultimate frisbee con mis amigos. Cant wait. Paul..... Out.

hoorah

2005-03-24T03:09:30Z

i think things are actually lookin up for me. dads gettin much better, school isnt goin half bad, and in two hours im 17. Score! well, just felt like updating, trying to get away from my pancho villa paper.

:)

2005-03-18T03:14:41Z

Today was quite a good day. I cant thing of a thing that went bad. It started out by me not having to take Mr. Whiddons quiz. Then we reviewed in statistics and watched SuperSize Me in 3rd period. I went to the drama room for spanish. Then in drama, i had a crazy dance party in the costume room until mr. frazier's fun radar came on and stopped us. (i know you read my journal fraz :]) Then in band we played and had a lot of fun. After school some crazy stuff went on then i went and hung out with roger and anna. Anna was supposedly getting tutored but neither i nor roger knew how to do logarythms or however you spell it. After that i headed out for Twin City for band practice to practice for our gig tomorrow. It shall be freakin awesome. Now im here studying for Statistics, i hope everyone else had a good day. Paul... out.

shneaky @ 2005-03-16T20:30:00

2005-03-17T01:30:10Z

Yeah....

2005-03-10T22:26:05Z

If you read this, even if i don't speak to you often, you must post a memory of me. It can be anything you want, it can be good or bad, just so long as it happened.

shneaky @ 2005-03-07T21:45:00

2005-03-08T02:50:23Z

MY FREAKIN PINSTRIPE TUX!!!!! I got like a turquoise vest and tie instead of the grey, very sexy like.

THIS IS WHERE MILK COMES FOR THE BABIES

2005-03-06T17:19:24Z

This seriously was the most fun i think i have ever had in drama. I wasnt expecting it to be that great, but with a fun cast like that and really good skits, Vaudeville was a blast. Mr. Frazier liked the hyper-hypo soo much that Anna and I get to do it for Collage Live. This next week, im gonna start to practice for dramatic interp for literary meet. Im doin one of my favorite characters..... RAIN MAN. Im very glad i got back into drama. Well thats pretty much it for me. I'll update again someday.

YAY, Good times

2005-02-13T17:03:19Z

Well, i know i never update, and when i do its about how miserable i am, but today, im actually happy. YAY. This past week has been great. Dads gettin better, ive been able to hang out with friends alot. I only got my xbox taken away for my progress report instead of absolutely everything, which i was expecting. There have also been some other really really great things happen this week. Also, im having a great time with comedy troupe. Thats pretty much it, im off.

Well..

2005-01-22T15:44:16Z

Damn i have soo much shit to worry about these days. I remember back a few months ago, i used to be completely carefree. Now, there is soo much crap i have to deal with. Hopefully all this will be over soon so i can finally move on with what used to be my happy little life. I miss those days.

PS: Thanks to all my friends that have been helpin me out.

shneaky @ 2005-01-03T11:34:00

2005-01-03T16:36:51Z

Float On by Modest Mouse

"Bad news comes don't you worry even when it lands
Good news will work its way to all them plans"

Laid back and real, people appreciated you for you are in 2004.

What 2004 Hit Song Are You?

Oh so true, and oh such a great song.

shneaky @ 2004-12-23T18:17:00

2004-12-23T23:26:14Z

OMG DO I MISS LIVING HERE!!!!

Im in the MIA with my cousins if you didnt already know. This place is amazing, warm weather, parties all the time WHY DID I HAVE TO MOVE?!?! I have realized soo much while on this trip, maybe just the freedom away from everybody is what i really needed. Finally i have clarity. Well enough of that, MIA is freakin awesome. I'll be back..... i dont really know actually but w/e. I saw one of my friends Brian, that i havent seen in 2 years a few days ago and it was very fun. I ate a pound cheeseburger at one of the best burger joints ever. (i got my picture on the wall there). I hope everyone is having a good time back in the boro. We shall definitely chill when i get back. Alright, im off to go hit up a club.

new horoscope

2004-12-13T23:35:19Z

Aries Horoscope for 12/13- 12/19

This week's scenario is highlighted by your need to make big changes in your life.

You will have an opportunity to do something great, this week.

Problems in your personal and professional relationships could hamper you from reaching your goals.

Old routines will make you feel old and dull.

Break away from the way things used to be.

Awake and find new ways to enjoy yourself.

Stop beating around the bush in relationships, express how you feel.

Others need to communicate their feelings, as well.

If this doesn't happen now, you'll never get the spark back.

Hold on Aries, don't panic and next week things will come easier. (i sure as hell hope so)

This horoscope provided by Astrology Source.

Learn about your inner self, friends, and lovers.

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Enough.

2004-12-07T04:34:38Z

You really are no better then the people you talk about and the things they do. Enjoy your new life.

Ben Harper:

Ashes to ashes
and dust to dust
that's what has become
of our love and trust

Love has no direction
cause love has no aim
love can leave you
as fast as she came

Meeting is such sweet sorrow
cause someday we may have to part
hush don't you make a sound
you're gonna let me down

And it's so hard to do and so easy to say.
But sometimes, sometimes you just have to walk away

BTW. Damn horoscopes are freakin accurate

Impressive

2004-12-05T19:05:37Z

Aries Horoscope for 12/06- 12/12
This week's scenario is highlighted by your ability to adopt a healthier attitude.

You may feel as if you have been used and taken advantage of.

Stop feeling sorry for yourself.

You know if you don't, that you'll get exactly what you deserve.

Nothing.

Look carefully at an impulse that was not part of the original plan.

Be sure to consult with your partners before making any sudden changes.

You'll benefit from an associate's information.

Your mind can figure out any scenario.

You'll be able to process the information into a solid business plan.

Everyone involved will walk away from the deal enriched.

Take care of personal details that you may have overlooked, before.

Let go of all that extra stress.

Enjoying yourself is easy once you try.

No crisis here.

Once you feel happier, your responsibilities might actually be more fun.

You'll feel an immediate improvement early in the weekend.

This horoscope provided by Astrology Source. Learn about your inner self, friends, and lovers.

Man, i wanna be cool

2004-11-22T23:28:02Z

What is my middle name:
Where did we meet:
Are you mad at me:
what do you REALLY think of me:
When is my birthday:
What kind of car do you think would suit me:
What is my favorite color:
Do you think i could kick your ass:
What movie best describes me:
What cussword do i use the most:
Do you think I consider you a friend:
What is my worst feature:
What is my best feature:
Do you secretly hate me:
What song do you think best suits me:
Would you paste this back to me so i can answer it:
Have i given you my number:
Have you give me your number:
Do we talk alot (aim/phone/school):
How would you describe me:
What do i remind you of:
Who do i remind you of:
Are we close:
What would be a good nickname for me:

now that i have a journal, i can do this stuff. i feel so.... not.... left out.

Aw.... Life

2004-11-08T01:43:44Z

Its amazing how life can change so quickly. One minute you think your life is horrible and you cant stand how things are going, and then everything can just start feeling alright. I truly believe ive accepted whats happened and have accepted whats going to happen next. Nothing really happened that made me change my feelings so quickly. I just thought about the reasons why i am beating myself up over all of this. i know i was the best i could have been. I know that acceptance is the last stage of acccepting a death, but really, something has died in me, but i will no longer allow it to affect my happiness.

And it's so hard to do and so easy to say.
But sometimes - sometimes,
you just have to walk away - walk away.

shneaky @ 2004-11-06T19:50:00

2004-11-07T00:51:40Z

God is a mean kid sitting on an anthill with a magnifying glass, and I'm the ant.

Yeah, pretty emo for a first entry, but I need to start somewhere.
I promise my entries will lighten up.

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